http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/stp/547376507.html

Reply to: pers-547376507@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-22, 2:34AM EST


Hi,

I am currently seeking 3 or more men to be part of my party posse. About me: I am a 20-ish female, NYU student who parties often and would like to make the world a less serious place. I have friends, but they tend to be hipster-ish and only talk about the how Billy Joel is actually the most under-rated singer/song writer of the 20th century (which they most likely stole from the latest Chuck Klosterman/A.J. Jacobs/Chuck Close essay in Esquire) and how their shoes were from an un-announced Cindy Lauper estate sale. To say the least I am tired of the pseudo-intellectual chatter that reverberates around local coffee shops. Contrary to my headline, I am genuinely interested in creating a real posse of down-to-earth people. Having said that, there are just a few things that one must possess in order to be part of my crew:

A Honda/Toyota Accord or Corolla (respectively), 1993 or older, preferably with a loud exhaust.

Long-ish hair, no product. Curly and/or Frizzy a plus.

Must own at least three pairs of pleated Dockers, at least 1 must be black and faded to look purple/gray.

Own 1 pair of open-toed sandals (not flip-flops). If you wear them with socks, plus one, if you wear them in the rain, minus one.

Must play World of War Craft for at least three hours a day. (No substitutions for other games).

If glasses are worn, must be wire, prefer aviators or large lenses. Absolutely no sunglasses!
Have watched and been part of an online Firefly community, Same goes with Battlestar Galactica (Classic and the new series, season 1/2). NO STAR TREK OR STAR WARS!!

Have attended the past three Comic Cons and did not try to speak to Sarah Michelle Gellar (if she wasnˇ¦t there, then by default it falls to Milla Jovovich).
Lastly, but most importantly, must be under 5ˇ¦ 10ˇ¨ (5ˇ¦ 11ˇ¨ may be acceptable if your legs look short).

Thanks for taking the time to read this and I will be anxiously anticipating your replies.

~K.O.K.

 

Seriously...What's with all the craigslist thread postings?

 

Last night I posted a CL ad for a roommate titled 'Wanted: female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly' and got one serious and one fake response before it was flagged.

 

Everybody is shopping...

 

lolque?

 

Based on her description, she wants really nerdy friends.

 

these are getting a but annoying.

 

if shes the chick on the right of the pic ...

then this thread says that she wants 3 guys who are uber nerds and have no ability to talk to women so she can have guys around her and not worry about them trying to hit on her.

 

That's quite the strange set of characteristics. I qualify on the Dockers, Sandals, and Firefly/BSG thing, but even for my geeky self the rest is a bit of a stretch.

 

that is the worst craigslist post ever