Sung to the tune of "My Name Is" by Eminem

"Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my KONIGs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor F**ked up worse then mine is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it
took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here ba$tard"! "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a F**k; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!
I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem damn V8 Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
F**k, even my Greddy decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!
Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this ***.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks b*tchin' on a front wheel drive.
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner"

 

how you gonna be posting up this weak ass shit?

 

and you drive a del sol with what look like 18's or 19's

oh the iron knee

 

Aaaahhh shiiittt... Online battles are coming back!!!!


Where's Brett?

 

It's clever but lame

 

actually they are 17" and i just threw those on cause i picked them up from a friend i wanted to take the steelies off...........

 

you're gay

 

I ended up laughing at myself trying to sing it in my head

 

steelies > whatever those are

 

That would be nice if you made it up about 5 years ago before someone else did.