This morning as I was driving to work, I rounded a corner in time to see six deer sprinting across the field from my left to my right. I apply the brakes as soon as I see them knowing that if any of them continue on their trajectory, my car will be toast as there is no time for me to stop and they did not look like they were in the mood to take a break. Luckily, an SUV (Ford Expedition) was coming from the other direction and we passed each other just as deer number three smashed into the side of their vehicle.

Moral of the story, drive big trucks to protect my car.

 

did you stop to thank him?

 

damn...now dats a luck....hell yea...

 

:thinking:

 

Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack.

 

Hows that GED working out for you?

 

So what you're saying is... wait.. what?

 

No, I didn't think he needed me to rub it in and I didn't want to cause another accident by making a u-turn in the middle of a state highway.

 

hahaha ged bitch im in coledge...but keep running your mouth.
and what did i say wrong.....i said damn...now thats a luck.....i mean fuck he was lucky for that suv to come around.....

and how is ur mom doing?? Tell her i said hi....

 

"Wow... you are very lucky....hell yea..." :hsdunno: