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Old 01-18-2008, 05:16 AM
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Default Lohan to work in morgue as punishment

http://omg.yahoo.com/lohan-to-work-i...ment/news/5808

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan is about to see dead people.

The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.

She has also spent two months in rehabilitation and has done some community service, Berk said at a hearing on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain.

Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.
Old 01-18-2008, 05:19 AM
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Good.

She wolnt learn anything from it though.
Old 01-18-2008, 05:20 AM
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Hopefully she does.. :hs:
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why can't she just die. Her and brittany should hold hands and jump off a bridge together.
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I wonder if she'll try and have sex with a rigor mortis'd penis.
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Originally Posted by RB
I wonder if she'll try and have sex with a rigor mortis'd penis.
necrophilia ftw
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Originally Posted by RB
I wonder if she'll try and have sex with a rigor mortis'd penis.
came in here to post this
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rigor mortis ftw
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Who?
Old 01-18-2008, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by NOPD
why can't she just die. Her and brittany should hold hands and jump off a bridge together.
With lots and lots of jagged rocks at the bottom.



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