How do I have Halo 3 with my new neighbor?
01-15-2008, 05:06 PM
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How do I have Halo 3 with my new neighbor?
Here's the background:
My neighbor Kevin has had a few issues keeping roommates. He has lived in my building for about seven months, and is now on his third. Seriously guys, if you thought I was emo, this kid has already slit his writs and hung himself with a plastic bag over his head.
Late night Friday, I headed over to my corner bar where the two of them were hanging out, chatted her up, and we hung out for a bit afterwards at their place. She is a west coast girl who has never lived on the east coast (so she says). Since then we pass each other in the hall, but nothing more than that friendly-but-i-am-exhausted neighbor shit. The cool thing is that she is in some world-traveling MBA program so she is gone in a few months which puts a limit on any post-sex awkwardness.
Anyway, this is a fresh slate with a good first impression; how do I not marshy this shit?
Oh yeah, the sooner I show her my dweezel, the sooner you get pictures.
My neighbor Kevin has had a few issues keeping roommates. He has lived in my building for about seven months, and is now on his third. Seriously guys, if you thought I was emo, this kid has already slit his writs and hung himself with a plastic bag over his head.
Late night Friday, I headed over to my corner bar where the two of them were hanging out, chatted her up, and we hung out for a bit afterwards at their place. She is a west coast girl who has never lived on the east coast (so she says). Since then we pass each other in the hall, but nothing more than that friendly-but-i-am-exhausted neighbor shit. The cool thing is that she is in some world-traveling MBA program so she is gone in a few months which puts a limit on any post-sex awkwardness.
Anyway, this is a fresh slate with a good first impression; how do I not marshy this shit?
Oh yeah, the sooner I show her my dweezel, the sooner you get pictures.
01-15-2008, 05:10 PM
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OOOOOh, you cussed. Just feel her out, ask her over for some drinks. then do stretch and put your arm around her, then after a bit proceed to perform the tickle-fuck maneuver
01-15-2008, 05:10 PM
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1. Invite out
2. Feed drinks
3. ask her if she wants to catch a movie at your place
4. remove clothings
5. Sex0r5...wiki sex if you need further explaination
6. find new girl
7. rinse and repeat
2. Feed drinks
3. ask her if she wants to catch a movie at your place
4. remove clothings
5. Sex0r5...wiki sex if you need further explaination
6. find new girl
7. rinse and repeat
