That was my face during the encounter...

Well..This was the chick I met on Friday

She opts to go to her place and watch Good Luck Chuck..So im like that's cool...well we start watchin the movie and everythings all good. I make my move..we both start goin at it, unhook the bra brah, and start doin my thing...she then says "I'm going to go into my room", I of course follow...Make out ensues, and heavy petting...so i figure its about to go down...she then jumps on top of me and begins to dry hump me until she gets off, shit was violent and im left hangin...I say something along the lines of "What about me", and she says "I just wanna chill"...I then proceed to make a "WTF" face and she says, "don't be like that"....then I say "Well i gotta get goin"...

Weirdest shit ive ever been involved in

 

Hahahahha... she got hers and was done!


You got played like her bitch ninja! :chuckles:

 

She's a virgin or is having a herpes break-out.

 

Makes sense

 

that is some funny shiat.

 

In all honesty, I would have pulled it out and jerked off on her tits if she wants to play that game.

 

$10 says "she" was a dude and was rubbing her dilznik on ya :fawk:

 

I was over the pants the whole time....kept trying to poke inside but kept movin my hand so i stopped...not trying to be that dude in jail for raping a chick..NO MEANS NO LOL

 

Thats why you buy the secret video recorder hidden in an alarm clock and sold at Sharper Image for $169 or so Ive heard. Keep that shit on the books. Come to think about it, you should record it everytime so it stays consensual. :hi5:

 

:rofl: