I need to get laid.
Just go to a massage parlor. Its cheaper than the token 3 dates, they wash your asshole in the shower (where else you gonna find that shit?) and theres no phone calls afterwards.
No need for guilt, I mean arent they all after money anyways? Arent we all after pussy? Call it what you will.
No need for guilt, I mean arent they all after money anyways? Arent we all after pussy? Call it what you will.
i met a chick last night but she bailed on me tonight so i got served by a heavy weight and i dont care any more cause if you aint Fuckin with me you Fuckin with lames real talk
Exactly what I've been trying to tell everyone. BE YOURSELF. DO NOT TRY TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT.
You will not believe how many chicks who always talk about hot and buff guys would fall for someone who's ave, funny, silly and dorky. All the times.
parkay?
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2015 Ford Mustang GT Fastback - Ingot Silver - 6M - Performance Package - Gibson Catback, JLT CAI, FR 47lb injectors, BAMA E85 tune, Eibach Sportline, BMR wheel hop kit, UPR oil separator, Steeda shifter bushing/bracket
Team B.O.B.Ž - Ballaz on a Budget
Well, 2007 was a year of self-loathing and emo posts but 2008 is a new year. The pitfalls of my actions the last two and a half years are finally starting to diminish so now its time to get some fucking poon.
I am confident enough to talk to anyone but that's only half the battle, its the game that I need to work on. Tips of what to say to woman after I start with "Hi, I am Dave"? It doesn't help that I won't hit the fatties, otherwise this would have been over on new years (long story).
I am confident enough to talk to anyone but that's only half the battle, its the game that I need to work on. Tips of what to say to woman after I start with "Hi, I am Dave"? It doesn't help that I won't hit the fatties, otherwise this would have been over on new years (long story).


