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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319746,00.html
Male Monkeys 'Pay' Females for Sex, Study Finds
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Mating may be a natural instinct, but monkey business doesn't come free for male macaques who have to "pay" females for their affections, the AFP reported Wednesday.
According to the report, a study of the primates conducted by Michael Gumert of Nanyang Technological University in Singapore found that the male monkeys must first groom the female before she will permit sex. The males use grooming as a form of currency to buy sex from the female, the study found.
Click here to read more of the AFP report at The Raw Story.com
Left to her own desires, a female macaque mates about 1.5 times an hour, but that rate jumps to 3.5 times an hour when the male partner first provided grooming services, the study found.
The results of the study, which followed 50 long-tail macaques for 20 months in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia, will be published in the British journal New Scientist on Saturday, the AFP reported.
lol gay :chuckles:
This is funny but I disagree with grooming being a "payment". So if we seduce a bitch by a massage or running our fingers through their hair or by preferential treatment its to be considered prostitution? Were all going to jail. No one ever heard of foreplay?
Male Monkeys 'Pay' Females for Sex, Study Finds
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Mating may be a natural instinct, but monkey business doesn't come free for male macaques who have to "pay" females for their affections, the AFP reported Wednesday.
According to the report, a study of the primates conducted by Michael Gumert of Nanyang Technological University in Singapore found that the male monkeys must first groom the female before she will permit sex. The males use grooming as a form of currency to buy sex from the female, the study found.
Click here to read more of the AFP report at The Raw Story.com
Left to her own desires, a female macaque mates about 1.5 times an hour, but that rate jumps to 3.5 times an hour when the male partner first provided grooming services, the study found.
The results of the study, which followed 50 long-tail macaques for 20 months in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia, will be published in the British journal New Scientist on Saturday, the AFP reported.
lol gay :chuckles:
This is funny but I disagree with grooming being a "payment". So if we seduce a bitch by a massage or running our fingers through their hair or by preferential treatment its to be considered prostitution? Were all going to jail. No one ever heard of foreplay?
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319485,00.html
Report: Family Arrested After Mall Fracas Prompted by Saggy Pants
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Palm Beach County Sheriff's Department
Marthe Leger
Marthe Leger
A family of six was arrested at a Florida mall last week following a melee that cops said was prompted by sagging pants, the Palm Beach Post reported Monday.
It took about 20 deputies, a canine unit and a police helicopter to apprehend the Leger family, who got involved in the fracas on Dec. 27 after Frantz Leger, 20, was arrested for trespassing at The Mall at Wellington Green, the Post reported. Leger had reportedly been banned from the mall over the summer after wearing baggy pants.
Click here to read the Palm Beach Post report.
The family came to the parking lot of the mall’s food court as Florida State University business sophomore Frantz Leger was being arrested and attempted to stop it. Family members allegedly began pushing, scratching, kicking, screaming and cursing at cops, according to law enforcement records obtained by the Post.
Marthe Leger, Frantz's 50-year-old mother, allegedly pushed two deputies to keep them from arresting and Tasing her nephew, who had allegedly assaulted a deputy during the brawl, according to the arrest report obtained by the paper. She was also accused of kicking and attempting to pull away from a deputy during her arrest.
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Frantz’s father Joseph, 52, threatened to kill deputies and later began to scratch and kick during his arrest, according to the Post. Frantz’s sister Samantha, 18, reportedly screamed and cursed at a surrounding crowd and attempted to push past an officer. There was no information available on a 16-year-old juvenile or Frantz Leger’s cousin Alain Odige, 19, who was charged with trespassing, the Post reported.
The Leger family contends that deputies were out of line, the Post reported.
Marthe Leger, who had a bruise on her cheek, told the Post she was punched multiple times in the face by a deputy as she tried to photograph the melee with her cell phone. Joseph Leger told the paper that he was punched in the back of the head.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319485,00.html
Report: Family Arrested After Mall Fracas Prompted by Saggy Pants
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Palm Beach County Sheriff's DepartmentMarthe Leger
Marthe Leger
A family of six was arrested at a Florida mall last week following a melee that cops said was prompted by sagging pants, the Palm Beach Post reported Monday.
It took about 20 deputies, a canine unit and a police helicopter to apprehend the Leger family, who got involved in the fracas on Dec. 27 after Frantz Leger, 20, was arrested for trespassing at The Mall at Wellington Green, the Post reported. Leger had reportedly been banned from the mall over the summer after wearing baggy pants.
Click here to read the Palm Beach Post report.
The family came to the parking lot of the mall’s food court as Florida State University business sophomore Frantz Leger was being arrested and attempted to stop it. Family members allegedly began pushing, scratching, kicking, screaming and cursing at cops, according to law enforcement records obtained by the Post.
Marthe Leger, Frantz's 50-year-old mother, allegedly pushed two deputies to keep them from arresting and Tasing her nephew, who had allegedly assaulted a deputy during the brawl, according to the arrest report obtained by the paper. She was also accused of kicking and attempting to pull away from a deputy during her arrest.
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Click here for more from FOX affiliate WFLX-TV.
Frantz’s father Joseph, 52, threatened to kill deputies and later began to scratch and kick during his arrest, according to the Post. Frantz’s sister Samantha, 18, reportedly screamed and cursed at a surrounding crowd and attempted to push past an officer. There was no information available on a 16-year-old juvenile or Frantz Leger’s cousin Alain Odige, 19, who was charged with trespassing, the Post reported.
The Leger family contends that deputies were out of line, the Post reported.
Marthe Leger, who had a bruise on her cheek, told the Post she was punched multiple times in the face by a deputy as she tried to photograph the melee with her cell phone. Joseph Leger told the paper that he was punched in the back of the head.
