LoL Chuck Norris...sues the Penguin

mr22na · 2007-12-23 00:31:31

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/nopd/Bushburner.jpg Texas Ranger Tuned.

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Dec 24, 2007 | 06:58 AM

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NOPD

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Texas Ranger Tuned.

Dec 24, 2007 | 07:06 AM

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Just Janna

Cake or Death?

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From: NJ

Oh THAT penguin.

Dec 24, 2007 | 07:49 AM

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v6_accord_jerz

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From: Dirty Jersey

Quote:

"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" .............."Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits" .................."Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

:chuckles:

Dec 24, 2007 | 07:51 AM

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e3NiNe

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From: glass case of emotion

My favorite ...

"Chuck Norris once ate a 72 oz steak in 26 minutes. The first 21 minutes were used to have sex with his waitress."

Dec 24, 2007 | 07:56 AM

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HawtPants

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From: Govenator Territory

quick somone do vin diesel instead

Dec 24, 2007 | 08:04 AM

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e3NiNe

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From: glass case of emotion

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Originally Posted by HawtPants

quick somone do vin diesel instead

duckrolled lol

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Dec 24, 2007 | 08:15 AM

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v6_accord_jerz

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From: Dirty Jersey

Only Drew can come up with this stuff. :chuckles:

Dec 24, 2007 | 11:31 AM

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fathergoat

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From: BFE

my favorite "Chuck Norris once tag teamed a girl, by himself"

Dec 24, 2007 | 04:22 PM

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flappy188

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From: PittsburgH

that read was mythical..

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