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Old 12-12-2007, 06:24 AM
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Jessica Simpson ready to strip naked for Hollywood

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/a...impson-CR.html

Jessica Simpson is ready to strip naked in a Hollywood movie.

The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family's wishes.

A source said, "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.




"The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, 'I think we'll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on,' " He said,.

Jessica's movie career has stalled of late, with her most recent film 'Blonde Ambition' called a disaster and failing to gain a cinema release.
Yessssssss.
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hell yeah.
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Now, we just need to get Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Scarlet Johanson and a few other select actresses to do the same.
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saw this earlier this morning ... hope the movie doesnt blow
Old 12-12-2007, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by rebeld
saw this earlier this morning ... hope the movie doesnt blow
eho cares
Old 12-12-2007, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by rebeld
saw this earlier this morning ... hope the movie doesnt blow
Originally Posted by Skelly_GSR
eho cares
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Old 12-12-2007, 06:33 AM
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if the movie promises JS tits, it'll be #1 at the box office. Nobody will take her seriously and the ticket sales are for masturbatory reasons only.
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what if she has dinner plates :wtc:

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Originally Posted by XScarAudio
Now, we just need to get Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Scarlet Johanson and a few other select actresses to do the same.
Scarlet wanted to do it in The Island but Michael Bay told her that she had to keep her bra on for that sexorz scene.
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
if the movie promises JS tits, it'll be #1 at the box office. Nobody will take her seriously and the ticket sales are for masturbatory reasons only.
Everything else she has been in has shown that she is a horrible actress. I agree that her career is doomed.



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