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The 10 Most Irritatingly Impossible Old-School Video Games

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Old 12-04-2007, 11:37 AM
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#10.Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
#9.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
#8.Mega Man
#7.Solomon's Key
#6.(Super) Empire Strikes Back
#5.Ninja Gaiden
#4.Ghosts and Goblins
#3.Friday the 13th
#2.Contra
#1.Battletoads

I FUCKING HATED that hover bike part in Battletoads
Old 12-04-2007, 11:39 AM
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tmnt was really hard for me. i would always get to the point where all of my turtles had no life left
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honorable mentions.

Ninja Gaiden 3 - NES
Double Dragon - NES
Adventures of Bayou Billy
Kid Icarus


Mega Man 3 was beyond slick though. The 2nd controller cheats made the game so much fun.
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Missing from the list:

Ikari Warriors
Gaunlet
Old 12-04-2007, 11:42 AM
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Dude ... Batman (by Sunsoft) was total horse shit.
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The first-person boxing was unique in 1987 (actually, how often have you seen it since?), unless you count the arcade version of the same game. It was genuinely fun trying to crack the various exotic underlings that stood between you and the champ. And, after a tough day, there was something deeply satisfying about mercilessly pounding upon hapless Glass Joe, who always seemed to be in the ring against his will.

Look at him, it's like he thinks there's a guy out in the audience with a rifle on him.
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they dont make games like they used to.
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Originally Posted by aux
they dont make games like they used to.
Contra 4 for the DS is the most irritating POS I've played in years. Screw that game and their mf'ing spreadgun booshit.
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Kid Icarus is by far the hardes game ever... controls are shitty and the fucking witch with all those unlimited filling beast
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most of those games are impossible without cheat codes. I remember ikari warriors, me and a friend would get to the end with cheat codes and right when we're at the end the game would always freeze up. I don't think anyone was ever meant to beat the game and the programers did that on purpose so it would be unbeatable. I loved flying the helicopters in that game, but your vehicle would only last a minute before it blew up.



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