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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 09:42 AM
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i feel like crap, literally. I hate that feeling when you take a half complete dump and still got plenty left jammed up there. I need to take a deuce, but it won't come out unless there is some straining

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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 09:44 AM
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thats why you take the time to make sure everything is out

and eat more fiber
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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 09:53 AM
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take your finger and then tickle your butthole...
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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 09:55 AM
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Take the shower head, face it toward your butthole and use hot water.
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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
take your finger and then tickle your butthole...
:rofl:

or just shove your finger in there, tickle, pull out.
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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 09:58 AM
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Drink some hot strong coffee and smoke a cig.
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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 09:59 AM
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Butt plugs act as a rip cord.
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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 10:00 AM
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How to you get ketchup out of the glass bottle? You smack it a bit ... sometimes get a butter knife up there.

punch your guts until you finish the job. Who's running the show? You or some bitch organs? That's right.
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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 10:08 AM
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use a plumber's snake
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Old Dec 3, 2007 | 10:10 AM
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