There's a girl in one of my classes I'm thinking about asking out. The last time I asked out a girl from class I got "I already have a boyfriend." Hopefully this one will go over better. We shall see.

Bumped into an ex at a Motorcycle gear store on Black friday. She had blue hair this time. It was black when we started dating, red when we broke up, blonde the last time I saw her a few months ago, and blue now.

 

That's when you pull the, "So you're not allowed to hang out with a friend?..." Convo... h:

 

When your initial line is "I'd like to take you out this weekend," it's kind of hard to play it off like you just want to hang out. h:

 

Tell her to bring her b/f along if she felt that she could do something wrong by going out with another guy... h:

Gaaah... only Jesse would understand my ways h:

 

i knew where you were going

 

rico has all the rebuttals

 

that's exactly it, damn my life is FIAL

 

Jesse also knows how many fat chicks hate me h:

 

actually ... i dont think i can count that high

 

Have sex with old babysitter = Get into club fo free