My gf was really sick so I couldn't get any! :madr: Worst thanksgiving ever.

 

I met a chick downtown friday night. After some drinks she came back to my friends house and I fed teh horses h: .

 

werd


this weekend we had a kegger (double to be exact) ... this girl we all kinda know is there and she decides she wants to share her breasticles with a few of us. they were lovely, then 15 minutes later she catches me coming down the stairs and shares them with me again ... she proceeds to share them 3 different times after that with me. they were quite nice, but 5 minutes after she shows em the last time the gf shows up. so titty girl is still trying so i have to pawn her off on a boy of mine ... 5 minutes after i do he has her out of the party and i dont see them the rest of the night h:

 

single and ready to mingle.

my boss has mentioned that one of the girls who works at a bank by my work has asked about me. She's cute. I'm a little bitch. The end. h:

 

Ask her to pet you

 

I ain't that hairy, foo! :slap:

 

But you did say you were a little bitch

 

my buddy's gf made me grab her boob sat night :\

she wouldnt let me out of the kitchen until i gave her an opinion on them. thankfully he was right there and gave me approval, they werent that good

you drunk text you whoar

 

This isn't the broad thread...this is the "Why didn't Dom go get some nice, delicious, insatiable fried turkey."

 

:O