Don't see it cause it's grade-A terrible... Well, I guess that isn't 100% fair, cause there were a few damn cool scenes, but EVERYTHING that wasn't an action sequence was laughably terrible.

Quote of the movie: Beowulf- "I have heard rumors far and wide about the King's delicious meat. I would just like a taste of the King's delicious meat"

And, for some reason, the first time Beowulf fights in the movie he feels the need to strip naked beforehand, thus leading to a while fight sequence punctuated by Austin Powers-like penis coverups.

Jolie nekkid was the best part of the movie, but you can find those pics on the internet, so save yourself the $11 to not see this movie.

 

Yeah it looks pretty stupid/cheesy.

 

that movie looks so awful.

 

yeah looks terrible... is it real actors or computer animation? can't make it out from the previews.

 

^both (tech cg b/c all done in post) Motion cap. counts as real actors:hsugh:


where can i see naked cg jolie???

 

damn charles i was gonna suggest man date at the imax 3d show for this, :wtc:

 

LOL, sorry, real date with girl instead :hsd:

 

And yeah, it was as terrible as the trailers looked. I was willing to give it a try after a 71% critic rating on rottentomatoes.com though.

The best part about the movie were the trailers. They had a couple good ones, including a trailer that made the Golden Compass look good, plus a Cloverfield (!!!) trailer :bowdown:

 

I thought it was ok. I would rather have rented it, but oh well.

BTW, it's 'mead'(as in beer)...not 'meat'. h:

 

"I am Beowulf!"

Yeah, real original.