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Old 11-15-2007, 09:02 AM
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Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
Anyone else tried it? h:
Old 11-15-2007, 09:03 AM
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Old 11-15-2007, 09:04 AM
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haha im gonna try it when i get drunk tonight lol
Old 11-15-2007, 09:05 AM
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i wanna say repost, but i dunno if i read that here or on a different forum
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Old 11-15-2007, 09:06 AM
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Never heard of that before.

Seriously, who forgets to lock the door when you are at someone else's house?
Old 11-15-2007, 09:07 AM
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Well if you really gotta go, and the master bathroom is only used for the master bedroom occupants

I don't drop deuces in my parents MB, i use the general bathroom
Old 11-15-2007, 09:07 AM
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I do it all the time in public bathrooms with the door wide open so people can admire the technique
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Old 11-15-2007, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
I do it all the time in public bathrooms with the door wide open so people can admire the technique
i lol'd
Old 11-15-2007, 09:17 AM
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why on gods earth would you attempt this, let alone at a gf's parents house :thinking:
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Thats stupid.

Whats the point? lol...



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