In 3rd or 4th grade I wrote this 'book' about all of my classmates dying h: I thought it was really funny at the time. They all died in humorous ways, like falling off of buildings and being eaten by animals. At least funny when you're 8. I guess it must have looked really bad to my teacher when she found out, but I was just trying to be funny/creative and all my friends were helping me write it at lunch :rofl:

I got pulled aside one day in class by my teacher and she told me to throw it away and never write anything like that again h:

I would have been expelled and sent to 15 psychiatrists if this happened today :chuckles:

 

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In 5th grade someone brought in a Ouija board. I ended up using it one day and told everyone that I was talking to my classmates' dad who had killed himself a few weeks earlier. The teacher didn't find it funny.

 

you might even make it on the news if u did that today :rofl:

 

In 5th grade, this girl I had a crush on would wear this big t-shirt with nothing under and when she would raise her hand I would peek through the sleeve opening. h:

 

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

I wish I was a kid again.

 

My french teacher was Haitian and we had a "bring in your own game day" once...


She FLIPPED out and started screaming and crying when she saw it in use :chuckles:

 

I shit my pants when my mom said I could walk home from kindergarten

 

my nickname in elementary was skidmark auxy :wtc:

 

hahahahah fucking gross!!!!!