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Oct 23, 2007 | 12:57 PM
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From: Montréal, Canada
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XScarAudio
can i add salsa?
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that would be a Sanchez omellet
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Oct 23, 2007 | 01:00 PM
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From: Syracuse, NY... again.
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Tark
this one is the ultimate grossness:
3. portuguese breakfast :
Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.
Nauseating...
Oct 23, 2007 | 01:01 PM
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From: Tampa
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Tark
that would be a Sanchez omellet
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bitchin
so, if i just shove an orange into her mouth, i'm all set for breakfast!
Oct 23, 2007 | 01:02 PM
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From: Montréal, Canada
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XScarAudio
bitchin
so, if i just shove an orange into her mouth, i'm all set for breakfast!
saucige, eggs, salsa, fruit... do it with a preggo and you even got milk.
Oct 23, 2007 | 01:03 PM
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From: Tampa
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Tark
saucige, eggs, salsa, fruit... do it with a preggo and you even got milk.
ok....no comeback f/ me now....i just don't know what to say :lol:
Oct 23, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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From: los josengeles
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Tark
saucige, eggs, salsa, fruit... do it with a preggo and you even got milk.
you dunno when to just stop and shut up. you are the definition of killing a joke.
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Oct 23, 2007 | 01:06 PM
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From: Foundry
You gotta get some eggs and crack it on the bitch ass. Then you get a spatula and 4 spoons. Then you gotta simultaneously 69 a pinata.
Oct 23, 2007 | 01:07 PM
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From: Syracuse, NY... again.
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Originally Posted by
XScarAudio
bitchin
so, if i just shove an orange into her mouth, i'm all set for breakfast!
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Originally Posted by
Tark
saucige, eggs, salsa, fruit... do it with a preggo and you even got milk.
Get Jenna preggo again JUST for this!
Oct 23, 2007 | 01:09 PM
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From: Tampa
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canada
Get Jenna preggo again JUST for this!
FUCK no.
Besides, the milk comes AFTER pregnancy and lasts until a girl stops feeding.
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Oct 23, 2007 | 01:12 PM
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From: Syracuse, NY... again.
Yea I knew that too
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Do it now then! Speaking of... now I REALLY need to make a trip to visit again soon :rick: