lxHomeSkilletxl (11:32:19 am): Seriously, you don't make a lot of money when you rob a bank, I don't know why peple do it
ussnipesmc (11:32:28 am): haha believe me if i could get away with it i would prob do it bro
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:32:36 am): you make a couple grand tops, they don't keep a lot in the drawers
ussnipesmc (11:32:37 am): reallty
ussnipesmc (11:32:50 am): welll fuck that then
ussnipesmc (11:32:53 am): now worth it
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:33:01 am): and you only have like 2 min tops
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:33:06 am): I know it's hard
ussnipesmc (11:33:14 am): yeah fuck it
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:33:30 am): we need to scam people online like the nigerians
ussnipesmc (11:33:50 am): yo i so head all about that
ussnipesmc (11:33:52 am): lets do it
ussnipesmc (11:34:00 am): let me know what i have to do and i will so do it
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:34:19 am): just e-mail people like: Hello dear sire, I am to transfer the sum of 12 million US into thous accountings. Give me you info and bank number. K thanks bye.
ussnipesmc (11:35:13 am): right not that easy you have to have documents
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:35:30 am): lol, I was messing around. That is what they always look like though. bad english and everything
ussnipesmc (11:35:40 am): my buddy and i did it we knew it was fake just went with it but didnt give them money
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:35:54 am): When I get them I just reply with a picture of goatse
ussnipesmc (11:36:01 am): haha
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:36:10 am): if you don't know what goatse is, type itinto google and do an image search
ussnipesmc (11:36:24 am): ok
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:36:38 am): but it's yuckie
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:36:42 am): don't say I dind't warn you
lxHomeSkilletxl (11:36:45 am): *didn't
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Sorry Pete, funny not found. Go back to being a great father. kthnxbi.

 

The "Hello dear sire, I am to transfer the sum of 12 million US into thous accountings. Give me you info and bank number. K thanks bye." part made me chuckle a bit. But that's about all.

 

You guys suck. It's funny damn it!!! He saw goatse and was like "AAAHHHH SHIIIT" and clicked around and it signed him off h:

 

sorry

 

When I was a teller, we were only allowed to keep $15k total at the window. Unless you get the vault teller, which is $45k. There are several different traps that are triggered by the teller if they get robbed. Exploding dye packs, several different silent alarms, etc. One time I set off a silent alarm on accident and the security company was on the phone in less than 5 seconds.

Definitely not advisable.

 

planning a super big heist. mental note, talk to RB

 

you're lame.