I would hope that few people would do that. :barf:

 

I dont think your tongue touched her cooch DIRECTLY... but I do believe there was some vaginal juices in your mouf.

Don't lie cracka

 

Those vaginal juices you drank might have been contaminated with day old man sploooge. You may want to take a pregnancy test.

 

swearsies on my grandpas grave

i'm dumb but i aint stupid ... touchin = ok ... but i dont want any fluid contact ... ugh no.

 

:chuckles:

We'll see... herpes ontheway...

 

Jesse, we all think you are lying. You inserted filangie into orifice of unknown atrocity and fialed to realize that you just put that into your taste no-longer buds. More like taste enemies now.

 

lol... the taste buds have turned.


did it taste like soured milk!?

 

come on, dude. seriously, there's no way you could have typed this
without realizing what people would think.

so either

1. you actually did it :ugh: and are now trying to backtrack given the way people are reacting,

or

2. you purposely worded it that way, thinking people would think you're the man or something.

either way, stop paying to touch women, you desperate pervert. and i still think you actually did it. :ugh:

 

I'm no doctor, but I'm sure the blue balls are literal. They're due from the STD's soaking in.

 

blue balls from a strip joint :ugh: