say i bought some property down the line and purchased a black bear as a pet ... would my insurance rates skyrocket i wonder?

you guys have no idea how much i want one as a pet

 

Only in Michigan.

 

i'd buy two as guard bears

 

Make sure you give him pleeeeenty of honey

 

"plus the lion comes in a few days"

"your getting a lion?"

"i need someone to guard my shit"

"ever heard of a dog"

"you can get past a dog, no one fucks with a lion"

"true"

 

Your homeowners insurance will definitely go down. Burgular deterrent for the win.

 

actually black bears are a popular exotic pet ... they are the least aggressive bears there are, they tend to actually function well around humans if raised properly from a cub. easy to take care of , relatively speaking of coarse.

Being caged, tame pets ... you de-claw, train them not to stand on hind legs and spend lots of time with then and its very rare that you would have any aggression issues

if i still lived back home ... i'd be ordering supplies to build the cage right now

 

That movie rocked :rockon:
I've always wanted a pet bearh:

 

Werd...get a lion instead. You could name him Mufasa and let him teach your kittens how to fight.

 

ya tell that to roy