Friday, Friday, Friday...
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Ole, out on the golf course, takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he
took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next veek
and my fiancee , Lena, is still a wirgin - in every vay".
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it
heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint,
and taped it all together . . quite an impressive work of art. Ole,
mentions none of this to Lena. Marries her, and they go on their
honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her
beautiful untouched breasts.
She said, "You're the first vun. No vun has EVER seen dez."
Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, . . . . . "Look at dis,
.. .. still in da CRATE!"
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he
took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next veek
and my fiancee , Lena, is still a wirgin - in every vay".
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it
heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint,
and taped it all together . . quite an impressive work of art. Ole,
mentions none of this to Lena. Marries her, and they go on their
honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her
beautiful untouched breasts.
She said, "You're the first vun. No vun has EVER seen dez."
Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, . . . . . "Look at dis,
.. .. still in da CRATE!"
