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any new chuck norris joikes?

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Old Sep 4, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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i just recently heard this one.....


when chuck norris jumps in the pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chucked



i still :chuckles:
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Old Sep 4, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?




































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Old Sep 4, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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why did daniel sell honda-acura.net?





















because chuck norris likes peaches.
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Old Sep 5, 2007 | 08:03 AM
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steven seagal > chuck norris
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Old Sep 5, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by goon54
steven seagal > chuck norris
I hope you are joking.....fuck that pony tail wannabe chuck norris


maybe they should make a movie like freddy vs. jason

seagal vs. norris
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Old Sep 5, 2007 | 11:15 AM
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Chuck Norris is a wuss.
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Old Sep 5, 2007 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by FLAT_LINER
maybe they should make a movie like freddy vs. jason

seagal vs. norris
shortest movie ever, Chuck Norris spin kick on segal in opening scene :endMovie: Roll Credits
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