any new chuck norris joikes?
Sep 4, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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any new chuck norris joikes?
i just recently heard this one.....
when chuck norris jumps in the pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chucked
i still :chuckles:
Sep 4, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
Snoopy :rofl: :rofl:
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Sep 4, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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why did daniel sell honda-acura.net?
because chuck norris likes peaches.
Sep 5, 2007 | 08:03 AM
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steven seagal > chuck norris
Sep 5, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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steven seagal > chuck norris
I hope you are joking.....fuck that pony tail wannabe chuck norris
maybe they should make a movie like freddy vs. jason
seagal vs. norris
Sep 5, 2007 | 11:15 AM
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Sep 5, 2007 | 11:18 AM
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maybe they should make a movie like freddy vs. jason
seagal vs. norris
shortest movie ever, Chuck Norris spin kick on segal in opening scene :endMovie: Roll Credits