went to a wedding on saturday and camped out at the place
woke up hungover and started to take the tent down and i find this thing on one of the poles

what the hell kind of spider is this, body was the size of a quarter, and with legs maybe twice that

nature is , but it still scared the shit out of me

 

one with a fucking huge ass egg sac thats what it is

FUCK SPIDERS

 

A Toadstool Spider.










He pops up and says:

I'm sorry, but our princess is in another web.




















:uhhok:

 

it says spider in the title, yet i still click. WTF is wrong with me?!?!?

 

if you stepped on it, all the tiny spiders in the egg would have come out :noes:

 

That's a cool spider

 

true story. why do I hurt myself like this?

 

at first i thought it was a mini ritz cracker stuck to the tent, then i went WTF

:chuckles:

if i was at home i would have torched that fucker, but we were at a place called the thyme gardens, and i figured that the spider was useful for some reason or another

OR just doesnt have that many cool spiders that i have seen, a few garden ones that are real big and bright colors, but they didnt look this angry and were way flatter, this guy looked like a mini tarantula

 

werd i'm a dumbass

 

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