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Old 08-23-2007, 07:07 AM
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Probably would be the best thing ever.

Lets say your wife/husband makes $350,000 and you could be Mr. Mom. How would you typical day go?

-Wake up and get the kids ready for school
-make them a feast for breakfast with the best lunches ever
-Go bate after everyone leaves
-Lift
-install parts on my modena
-play with the kids when they get home (no pedo)
-wax wife
-make wife make dinner (naked)
-sleep

I want to be Mr. Mom sooo bad
Old 08-23-2007, 07:14 AM
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you have no idea :rofl:
Old 08-23-2007, 07:19 AM
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sounds realistic.
Old 08-23-2007, 07:24 AM
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I would be a house husband in a heartbeat.
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Old 08-23-2007, 07:27 AM
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House husband ftw!


Slim chance that'll happen though.
Old 08-23-2007, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Skelly_GSR
Probably would be the best thing ever.

Lets say your wife/husband makes $350,000 and you could be Mr. Mom. How would you typical day go?

-Wake up and get the kids ready for school
-make them a feast for breakfast with the best lunches ever
-Go bate after everyone leaves
-Lift
-install parts on my modena
-play with the kids when they get home (no pedo)
-wax wife
-make wife make dinner (naked)
-sleep

I want to be Mr. Mom sooo bad

I wish it was this way. But here is my version of MR. MOM when i'm off my shifts.

-Wake up w/baby 6:30am to change diaper.
-Lay him back in bed with me and try to sleep for 30 more minutes while he slaps me in the face and makes noises (6months old)
-Wake up, put him downstairs to make a bottle and eat a little something quick for breakfast.
-Bath time
-change his clothes for the day
-I take quick shower and get ready (5 minutes)
-Play w/ baby
-Naptime (30 min - 1hr for baby) I rush around and try to do laundry and clean
-Wake up from nap, time for bottle
-Play
3 hours later Nap time
That' is just about noon. It repeats until mom comes home at 6pm
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Originally Posted by CivicEXR99
-Lay him back in bed with me and try to sleep for 30 more minutes while he slaps me in the face and makes noises (6months old)
qft :rofl:
Old 08-23-2007, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Skelly_GSR
Probably would be the best thing ever.

Lets say your wife/husband makes $350,000 and you could be Mr. Mom. How would you typical day go?

-Wake up and get the kids ready for school
-make them a feast for breakfast with the best lunches ever
-Go bate after everyone leaves
-Lift
-install parts on my modena
-play with the kids when they get home (no pedo)
-wax wife
-make wife make dinner (naked)
-sleep

I want to be Mr. Mom sooo bad
I have to agree with the others...you have no clue at all what it is to be a parent of children under 3.
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
I have to agree with the others...you have no clue at all what it is to be a parent
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by spanky
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Yeah but at least after they hit 3 you have a slight chance...until then they have you by the balls and don't let up.
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