Had that shit sunburn from Sunday.

The itching was driving me nutzo. Yeah Im a white boy.

But then I took 9 shots of patron h:

All is well

 

I never had a sunburnh:

 

Ive only been fucked up big time off a sunburn...I was chillin in my basement for 3 days waiting for this ish to peel off...God that was a bad time

 

amazing story

 

Pale white guy + Beach for 5 hours + No Sunscreen + Chicks = 2nd Degree burns and pale white ass

 

wned: by being white

 

Once i get sun, i tan pretty well...but im usually not out in the sun FTL

 

My penis tans faster than the rest of my body.

 

Pure aloe vera is the best. don't get moisturizer with aloe but rather the pure clear aloe vera I think Good Earth offers it but not sure if that is the correct brand name but it's close.

If you can get the pure aloe with vitamin E added that will also work well.

 

I always use several applications of After Sun Aloe Vera and I hardly peel after.