go ahead ... get it all out here.
snitches get stitches
Joined: May 2002
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From: Portland, OR
Copy/pasted from an IM chat with a co-worker. Riedi = one of my buddies
Well, here's the cliffs notes. This one dude was macking on one of our female friends and was drunk as hell, following her around like a puppy dog. So riedi and I kind of blocked him when our friend walked between us before he got a chance to follow her...it was pretty subtle, but he mouthed off to us so I kinda stepped in and said some stuff telling him to back off because riedi would "destroy him". He seemed to have a problem with that and got aggresive and pushed riedi. Bouncer kicked the dude out, everything seemed chill. Well, one of his friend's came by to smooth things over but said something pretty condescending. He was like "It was probably in your best interest not to fight him. You made a wise decision." So riedi responded with "Dude, why does your breath smell like eggs". Needless to say, this dude did not take it well, and they got in a shoving match. As this was going on, I got a shove in the back from some frat boy douche bag friend of theirs, which knocked another one of my female friends over. As I was helping her up, I got shoved by the guy again and the bouncer came by and kicked Riedi and I out. It was ridiculous.
Well, here's the cliffs notes. This one dude was macking on one of our female friends and was drunk as hell, following her around like a puppy dog. So riedi and I kind of blocked him when our friend walked between us before he got a chance to follow her...it was pretty subtle, but he mouthed off to us so I kinda stepped in and said some stuff telling him to back off because riedi would "destroy him". He seemed to have a problem with that and got aggresive and pushed riedi. Bouncer kicked the dude out, everything seemed chill. Well, one of his friend's came by to smooth things over but said something pretty condescending. He was like "It was probably in your best interest not to fight him. You made a wise decision." So riedi responded with "Dude, why does your breath smell like eggs". Needless to say, this dude did not take it well, and they got in a shoving match. As this was going on, I got a shove in the back from some frat boy douche bag friend of theirs, which knocked another one of my female friends over. As I was helping her up, I got shoved by the guy again and the bouncer came by and kicked Riedi and I out. It was ridiculous.
Grifball Player
Joined: Aug 2004
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From: Foundry
Copy/pasted from an IM chat with a co-worker. Riedi = one of my buddies
Well, here's the cliffs notes. This one dude was macking on one of our female friends and was drunk as hell, following her around like a puppy dog. So riedi and I kind of blocked him when our friend walked between us before he got a chance to follow her...it was pretty subtle, but he mouthed off to us so I kinda stepped in and said some stuff telling him to back off because riedi would "destroy him". He seemed to have a problem with that and got aggresive and pushed riedi. Bouncer kicked the dude out, everything seemed chill. Well, one of his friend's came by to smooth things over but said something pretty condescending. He was like "It was probably in your best interest not to fight him. You made a wise decision." So riedi responded with "Dude, why does your breath smell like eggs". Needless to say, this dude did not take it well, and they got in a shoving match. As this was going on, I got a shove in the back from some frat boy douche bag friend of theirs, which knocked another one of my female friends over. As I was helping her up, I got shoved by the guy again and the bouncer came by and kicked Riedi and I out. It was ridiculous.
Well, here's the cliffs notes. This one dude was macking on one of our female friends and was drunk as hell, following her around like a puppy dog. So riedi and I kind of blocked him when our friend walked between us before he got a chance to follow her...it was pretty subtle, but he mouthed off to us so I kinda stepped in and said some stuff telling him to back off because riedi would "destroy him". He seemed to have a problem with that and got aggresive and pushed riedi. Bouncer kicked the dude out, everything seemed chill. Well, one of his friend's came by to smooth things over but said something pretty condescending. He was like "It was probably in your best interest not to fight him. You made a wise decision." So riedi responded with "Dude, why does your breath smell like eggs". Needless to say, this dude did not take it well, and they got in a shoving match. As this was going on, I got a shove in the back from some frat boy douche bag friend of theirs, which knocked another one of my female friends over. As I was helping her up, I got shoved by the guy again and the bouncer came by and kicked Riedi and I out. It was ridiculous.
snitches get stitches
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 49,696
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From: Portland, OR
I was ready to throw down, but we were outnumbered 12 guys to our 5, and the girls were trying to calm us down and got inbetween. If I hadn't been kicked out, I probably would have gotten in that asshole's face. I think wrecking his face is worth a beatdown from 5 of his buddies.
CBOTY 2010
Joined: Nov 2004
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From: MI
Copy/pasted from an IM chat with a co-worker. Riedi = one of my buddies
Well, here's the cliffs notes. This one dude was macking on one of our female friends and was drunk as hell, following her around like a puppy dog. So riedi and I kind of blocked him when our friend walked between us before he got a chance to follow her...it was pretty subtle, but he mouthed off to us so I kinda stepped in and said some stuff telling him to back off because riedi would "destroy him". He seemed to have a problem with that and got aggresive and pushed riedi. Bouncer kicked the dude out, everything seemed chill. Well, one of his friend's came by to smooth things over but said something pretty condescending. He was like "It was probably in your best interest not to fight him. You made a wise decision." So riedi responded with "Dude, why does your breath smell like eggs". Needless to say, this dude did not take it well, and they got in a shoving match. As this was going on, I got a shove in the back from some frat boy douche bag friend of theirs, which knocked another one of my female friends over. As I was helping her up, I got shoved by the guy again and the bouncer came by and kicked Riedi and I out. It was ridiculous.
Well, here's the cliffs notes. This one dude was macking on one of our female friends and was drunk as hell, following her around like a puppy dog. So riedi and I kind of blocked him when our friend walked between us before he got a chance to follow her...it was pretty subtle, but he mouthed off to us so I kinda stepped in and said some stuff telling him to back off because riedi would "destroy him". He seemed to have a problem with that and got aggresive and pushed riedi. Bouncer kicked the dude out, everything seemed chill. Well, one of his friend's came by to smooth things over but said something pretty condescending. He was like "It was probably in your best interest not to fight him. You made a wise decision." So riedi responded with "Dude, why does your breath smell like eggs". Needless to say, this dude did not take it well, and they got in a shoving match. As this was going on, I got a shove in the back from some frat boy douche bag friend of theirs, which knocked another one of my female friends over. As I was helping her up, I got shoved by the guy again and the bouncer came by and kicked Riedi and I out. It was ridiculous.
thats pretty fucking gay
i hate frat boy homos
