And That's How Tom Hanks Went Crazy

“And there I wath… Alone in th darkneth… and out of th night comth… th MEAT GOLEMth!!”

“Whoa.”
“What did you do?”

“Good quethion, young padawanth. thankfully, I hadth my Ethcalibur 5-Piece BBQ thet at the ready.”

“Whoa.”
“the Excalibur 5-Piece BBQ Set! My dungeon master won’t allow those.”

“I pulled out my pluth two Tongth of the Elvin Lordth and dual-wielded them with th Fork Of Cunning, granting me eththra Withdom and Deththerithy. It made thort work of those… heh heh… hamburger githyankith.”

“Whoa.”
“Did you use the scraper?”

“Don’t geth ahead of me, little warriorth! With the foeth on th run, I took th Spathula of Zeuth and th thraper of Chriththanthothangthuthathumth and cruthed th remainth with my mighthy and righthious angerth.

“Whoa.”
“Man, when I get to junior high I so hope I am as cool as you.”

“Everyone doth, my friendth. Everyone doth.”
Warranty: 90 days

Features:

* All utensils are stainless-steel
* Fork
* Tongs
* Spatula
* Grill brush
* Attractive aluminum carrying case
* Dishwasher safe
* Crafted with extra long handles with hanging loops for cooking ease.