Joke Time v.073107
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Joke Time v.073107
Michael Vick wanted to prove how tough he was, so he volunteered to go into a fighting octagon with 3 notorious bad asses.
Tough guy #1, Mike Tyson. Nicknamed "Iron Mike Tyson," "Kid Dynamite" and "The Baddest Man on the Planet," Tyson is a former heavyweight boxing champion. A punch by this guy can kill you if you're not expecting it.
Tough guy #2, Chuck Liddell. Also known as "The Iceman", Chuck is a mixed martial artist who currently fights for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. A former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion, Liddell has an extensive background in kickboxing and collegiate wrestling.
Tough guy #3 is someone you might have never heard of ... Fedor Emelianenko has been considered the best heavyweight fighter in the world for the last four years by many major MMA publications. He's been deemed "the type of thing you'd see in your worst nightmares". Emelianenko will kill you if not contained.
Vick said ... "I'm not goin in there with out my gun and a dog". The coordinators granted his request by giving him a Desert Eagle, 3 bullets, and a large pitbull . A steel door swung open where all 3 men were rabid, and looking for blood. Vick entered the cage ...
and shot the dog three times.
Tough guy #1, Mike Tyson. Nicknamed "Iron Mike Tyson," "Kid Dynamite" and "The Baddest Man on the Planet," Tyson is a former heavyweight boxing champion. A punch by this guy can kill you if you're not expecting it.
Tough guy #2, Chuck Liddell. Also known as "The Iceman", Chuck is a mixed martial artist who currently fights for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. A former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion, Liddell has an extensive background in kickboxing and collegiate wrestling.
Tough guy #3 is someone you might have never heard of ... Fedor Emelianenko has been considered the best heavyweight fighter in the world for the last four years by many major MMA publications. He's been deemed "the type of thing you'd see in your worst nightmares". Emelianenko will kill you if not contained.
Vick said ... "I'm not goin in there with out my gun and a dog". The coordinators granted his request by giving him a Desert Eagle, 3 bullets, and a large pitbull . A steel door swung open where all 3 men were rabid, and looking for blood. Vick entered the cage ...
and shot the dog three times.
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Michael Vick wanted to prove how tough he was, so he volunteered to go into a fighting octagon with 3 notorious bad asses ... Tyson, Chuck, and Deek.
Vick said ... "I'm not goin in there with out my gun and a dog". The coordinators granted his request by giving him a Desert Eagle, 3 bullets, and a large pitbull . A steel door swung open where all 3 men were rabid, and looking for blood. Vick entered the cage ...
and shot Deek in the ass 5 times ... magically.
Vick said ... "I'm not goin in there with out my gun and a dog". The coordinators granted his request by giving him a Desert Eagle, 3 bullets, and a large pitbull . A steel door swung open where all 3 men were rabid, and looking for blood. Vick entered the cage ...
and shot Deek in the ass 5 times ... magically.