I was walking Titus, our 5-year old male boxer, around the loop in which we live. There was this broad who I didn't recognize walking her little POS of dog along side. She was pretty attractive, and we said "Hi" in passing.

Pretty much as soon as the interchange took place, I heard a huge backfire of dog flatulence and look down and my dog is squirting liquid shit all over the neighbors front lawn. The sounds were terrible, the poor guy was obviously in agony of some sort...and to make it worse, he had a massive red rocket hanging out the side of his leg while this all happened.

So now I have this girl stopping to witness this and she's kinda repulsed. To make it even worse, we live in a strict no dog fouling zone, so I'm really obligated to pick it up now as she's sitting there watching this happen.

So I bend down and try to pick it up but I pretty much just smear 3 pounds of liquid poop around on the lawn.

I just grabbed what I could and began walking away, hopefully never to see her again.

 

You and your shit threads. :ugh:

 

so, did you bask in it's glory?

 

hahahaha i laughed so hard. god damn. why dont you use his hose?

 

you have the worst luck with dogs and ass juice.

 

i lold

:lmao:

 

:rofl: Shoulda asked for her number

 

wned: by titus or better yet cock blocked by titus.

 

gtst?





You were too slow, shoulda got the digits before your dog shit all over the place. h:

 

HAHAHAHAHA
your dog is mad retarded

edit* your not you're... i suck today