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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:44 PM
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Florida inmate convicted for pleasuring self in cell

JULY 25--In a verdict that could chill lonely inmates everywhere, a jury today convicted a Florida inmate for masturbating in the privacy of his Ft. Lauderdale cell. After deliberating for only 45 minutes, a Broward County panel found Terry Lee Alexander, 20, guilty of indecent exposure for an episode last November. According to investigators, a female guard--who was monitoring Alexander's cell from a jail control room--spotted Alexander pleasuring himself while seated on his bunk. At the time, he was jailed on auto theft and gun raps (Alexander subsequently pleaded guilty to the felony raps and was sentenced to ten years in prison). Alexander, pictured in the below mug shot, was sentenced to 60 days in custody for today's indecent exposure conviction, though the time will be served concurrently with his lengthier sentence. No, you'll get no jokes from us about the penal system, doing "hard time," Alexander behaving like a jerk, or how his lawyer failed to get him off. (3 pages)
cliffs: guy gets convicted for rubbing one out in his jail cell
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:47 PM
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I woulda rubbed one out too. :dunno:





Especially if the chick was hot. h:
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:49 PM
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Oz > *
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:52 PM
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Holy super AIDS sore on his face. :nervous:
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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:rofl: his lawyer failed to get him off :rofl:
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:03 PM
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but the thing was...the chick was watching him flog his log on camera...he probably didnt even know someone was watching him.
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:12 PM
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Thats like pinning murder on someone who was hiding from the cops, where a cop 30 miles away was coming to help but lost control and died because he was driving too fast.








:uhhok:
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
Thats like pinning murder on someone who was hiding from the cops, where a cop 30 miles away was coming to help but lost control and died because he was driving too fast.








:uhhok:
:squint: happened to a guy i know
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by k3ifers
:squint: happened to a guy i know
I was making fun of an article that was posted a day or two ago.
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