my boss wants to hear gay jokes
07-21-2007, 11:49 AM
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Shake n Bake!
What's the diference between a gay and a freezer?
Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out...
Two queers and two dikes decide to race from SF to NY.. who do you think wins?
The dikes because they leave lickety split while the queers go home and pack their shit...
Q- what do you call a gay male dinosaur?
Answer:Mega-saur-ass!
Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out...
Two queers and two dikes decide to race from SF to NY.. who do you think wins?
The dikes because they leave lickety split while the queers go home and pack their shit...
Q- what do you call a gay male dinosaur?
Answer:Mega-saur-ass!
Last edited by DarkStarr; 07-21-2007 at 11:52 AM.
07-21-2007, 11:54 AM
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Two gay men are walking down the street when they see a really hot guy.
The first guy says to the second guy "wow did you see him" the second guy replies "yea I fucked him" the first guy quickly shoots back "no shit" and the second guy replies "very little"
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The first guy says to the second guy "wow did you see him" the second guy replies "yea I fucked him" the first guy quickly shoots back "no shit" and the second guy replies "very little"
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07-21-2007, 11:57 AM
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Longest Joke Ever
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"