So theres this really pretty girl that works at the tanning place I go to(no homo :hay. Ive been there several times when she was working but I didnt really talk to her.

So fast forward to today I walk in and she was working. I look to my left and theres some emo with a mohawk, but that did not hinder my main goal.

So I walk up to the counter and she tell me I'm all out of tans. I ask her about the various packages they have and she tells me the "level 2" is the best because it has 60 more watts than level 1. So I ask her if she knows what I watt is.

She got this smirk on her face and says "no I do not, do you"
I told her yea "its the si unit of power which is equal to one kg*m^2/s^3"

She starts laughing and I go "yeah I'm a nerd"
She then asks me if its related to my job
I said "ya kinda"(Im an engineer)
Shes like "Well what do you do"? (I had my dress casual work clothes on)
I told her I paint bathrooms
She started to :rofl:

After I was done tanning(no homo) I was going to try and get her number but her fat ass boss was there. So I figured I broke the ice and I will try to go for the kill another time.

It sucks being really really shy, but I am proud of myself.

Oh yeah shes hot as fuck

 

you tan :reechy:

edit: after actually reading it.. good job :thumbup: no sun in pittsburgh?

 

you get a wax too?

 

Soooooooo what's your question?

 

You're all pissing me off

 

bed tan or uv-free tan

 

I wasnt taking much of it seriously because the sentences were structured and spelled like a marshy post

but since you're serious, nice job man. I hear ya on bein shy. Tough to break the ice sometimes. If this works out maybe it'll help you be more outgoing in the future

 

Dont ever relate me to marshy :squint: . Thats enough for me to kill myself

 

Tanning > tan lines

Good luck

 

You really want to date a chick that works at a tanning salon though? :hsugh: Congrats on making the first move.