View Poll Results : Do you fart at the urinal in a public bathroom?
Yes, even if there are other people around. Where else am I supposed to fart?
16
42.11%
Yes, but only if there is no one else in the bathroom.
21
55.26%
No, that's disgusting.
1
2.63%
Do you fart at the urinal?
Jul 13, 2007 | 09:07 AM
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From: Sloppy onshore junk.
I only fart in front of people I know and am confortable around.
Jul 13, 2007 | 09:19 AM
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From: Mesa, AZ
if I not its going to be a loud powerful one I'll try not to, but if its just a toot I'll let if fly if people are around. what's someone going to do, yell to me "dude thats nasty"?
Jul 13, 2007 | 10:40 AM
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From: Golden, CO
Glad to know that I'm not alone, though only 30% of you guys are farting when there are others around. What happened to the image of a tough, smelly, careless brute that we are supposed to be? Has metrosexualism overtaken us all?
Jul 13, 2007 | 10:53 AM
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From: Seattle
Quote:
Originally Posted by
F22B Prelude
I only use the urinal if the stalls arent open...I'm pee shy
You can't pee with a boner dude. :chuckles:
Jul 13, 2007 | 10:57 AM
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From: Fussa, Japan
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Originally Posted by
canada
I dont blast my pants or do it intentional... but If I have to I have to!
I, on the other hand, do try to make it sound like a cannon. Then afterwards I go "Ahhh, beer farts!"
Jul 13, 2007 | 11:06 AM
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From: Foundry
I fart when no one is around. I hate seeing people gag on my farts and potentially lose consciousness and wiz on my shoes.
Jul 13, 2007 | 11:09 AM
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From: NYC
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Originally Posted by
IluvJae
I fart when no one is around. I hate seeing people gag on my farts and potentially lose consciousness and wiz on my shoes.
:rofl:
Jul 13, 2007 | 11:12 AM
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I fart when I'm drunk at places where I know everyone else pissing around me is drunk. Usually it's a good icebreaker
Jul 13, 2007 | 11:34 AM
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From: Seattle
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I fart when I'm drunk at places where I know everyone else pissing around me is drunk. Usually it's a good icebreaker
I'm usually pissing in the trash can or sink when I'm drunk.
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Jul 13, 2007 | 11:38 AM
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From: Utah
Yes and then I laugh at myself.
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