what's worse....
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aka Heywoodjablowme
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what's worse....
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.
According to the nurse attending, the patient's mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
so what's worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
:lmfao:
According to the nurse attending, the patient's mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
so what's worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
:lmfao:
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From: Assplosion, NE
Lesson 1: Don't cheat.:nono:
Lesson 2: Don't get married.
As far as the ring fitting on his wang, that really does sound hard to believe... he must have much larger hands than me :hsdunno:
Lesson 2: Don't get married.
As far as the ring fitting on his wang, that really does sound hard to believe... he must have much larger hands than me :hsdunno:
