so i'm on my way to heavenly ham for some face stuffin when i see the big johns steak and onion and think to myself 'mmmm steak, onions, cheese, yup that sounds way better'

so as i'm walking in this really heavyset woman in her late 20's early 30's is in front of me on the phone, and i hear her say 'ya girl i know whay ya mean, i need to lose like 30 pounds at least'

i chuckle a lil at the thought of her eating where she is eating and wanting to lose weight ...

so she places her order and tells the girl ... 'i want extra everything, extra cheese, extra steak, extra onions, extra mushrooms'

now this is on the biggest size they offer already mind you

:chuckles: fat people crack me up, wants to lose weight but is ordering the biggest she can get and getting extra on the fattening parts

 

:chuckles:

I would have almost laughed at that point...

 

And then they order a diet coke....

 

or the fatties that order a giant fast food burger, large fries, and then think that somehow that diet coke will really save them.

 

every little bit helps

 

holy shit :eek3:

in your whats for lunch thread I was about to post "IMMBigJohnsSteakandOnion"

great minds think alike sir.

 

she ordered mt dew

YUCK!!!!!!!!

but yea the ones who get diet coke crack me up too

it was just the fact that not 30 seconds before ordering a fatty meal she makes the conscious comment she needs to lose weight

 

My favorite: "I'm trying to lose weight, so I won't eat any dinner. I'll just have a few margaritas instead."

Pssst... Margaritas have a shitload of calories...

 

do i detect a big johns meAt on the horizon ?

 

actually I will be up in Lansing end of this week :rick: