In the summers, i umpire baseball games for spare coin. Anyway, i do two games per night, and i was taking a break in between games. I was sitting at a table, which happens to be about 30 feet away from a road. This fat lady walks up screaming on her cell phone "I CAN'T HEAR YOU, TALK LOUDER". She says that fucking 4 times. In the meantime, her three(estimate) tells her mom she needs to go to the restroom. The mom says "Leave me alone, i'm busy. Go play" The child continues to run across the street, and causes a MAJOR wreck. Two people were taken away in ambulances. The kid was alright.

What does the lady do? She beats the living hell out of her three year old daughter for running across the street. I think she could have payed a bit more attention and save some people some hospital bills.

 

hopefully they sue her

 

wh0a... stoopad drivers h:

 

I forgot to mention, the road has a 50mph speed limit. h:

 

:slap:

 

I think that was almost an after the fact darwin award.