well...hmmmmm.... i mean going to see hot porn stars should be a good thing right?

well take a trip with me....

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ah a great summer day in los angeles! what a great day to drink some beer and see half naked chicks!



after driving around looking for parking we come to find $12 parking yes!!
so now we are inside to find oh not that bad of a line.




and here we see a up and coming amateur porn star... or just a slut, none the less this bitch needs to eat something!




rules? well i guess you would need rules right?



wait did that just say no alcohol?? they probably mean you cant bring any in, because how are you going to look at torn up porn stars with out booze..right?



coming into the show i see there is this huge crowd right by the front, cameras snapping, people push there way in the crowd. its got to be some one famous in the industry. lets take a look i push my way in and who do i see.. the man him self ron motherfucking jeremy.





damm son your old!!!




moving on... we come to the first jenna booth there had to be like 3 in total pretty much took up most of the show.



another jenna booth




and here we come to the hustler booth.
yummy!




ok so by this time i would be looking for mini bars they usally have posted around...hmm odd i dont seem to see any around i guess they only have beer at the food court. so lets take a walk that way....see what we can spot along the way.












so now i get to the food court hmmm seem to be no beer...fuck no beer!!! my buzz starting to go away, their cant be no beer!!! so i look at the map ah there is another food court on the other side. sweet ill shoot some whores and work my way to the other side, and their better be beer there! shit last time i was here for the auto show with eddie we where having all kinds of drinks!! so i know there has to be some kind of alcohol. so i continue on...
















so now im on the other side of the show have the food court in sight yes!!! alcohol!!!!! looking around looking around wtf!! excuse me sir where can i get a beer? sorry there is no alcohol allowed for this show....wait what? no fucking alcohol you mean i just paid 35 dollars to see some skanky ass bitches who have wayyyyy too many cloths on and not be able to at least enjoy a drink so i can have some what of a good time? yup! FUCK!!! so by this time my buzz is gone away, im mad because i forgot my flash for my cam and these bitches are way over dressed and to top it off their is no beer no alcohol whats so ever. so now im pretty much over it and im ready to bounce then from the corner of my eye i see this....

now brace your self....






get ready










oh man this isnt pretty












































so with that said on with the show!



























all in all the show well its sucked i mean it was ok i guess. the lack of nakedness lack booze lack of watching people getting it on made me give the show a 5-10 will i go next year maybe. but this time im rolling with a flask. also mad most pics came out some what blurry.








































































ITS THE ROC!!
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Vinnie... My gf and I watched the pics and feel your anguishing remarks. We are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry you went through that.

That was muther fucking BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

It got better after teh TIG OLE BITTY LADY, but we would have shot better

 

I think the Exotic Erotic Ball is a way better show than that.

 

story made the pictures

 

I told you it was wack. Did you go to any after partys?

 

Wow that looked like a waste of time.

 

From those pics maybe 1, 2 tops looked hot.

 

hey man. some of the girls were hot. and they love the cock. should have tlaked to some say your the new hottest director in town im sure it wouldnt work though.

 

hehe man that sucks ass no alcohol what kinda event is that

 

one with a bunch of upitty porn stars that want to be taken seriously for their work?