Child incident.

So yesterday my 12 year old said this to me:

Oz: "Dad I have blond hairs in my armpit and they hurt"
me: "Why do they hurt?"
Oz: " They hurt when I pull them out"

slight pause
me: "Well then don't pull them out"
Oz: "but they're gross what if I am at the pool and a girl sees them?"

Right here my fatherly advise failed me. I should have mentioned that it part of growing up blah blah blah...
But no I just say " well just don't pull them out"

Flash forward to this morning

Oz: " dad the hairs aren't bothering me anymore" ( this should have been my warning)

Me: "Great whatever I am of to the shower"

Before showering I decide it is time to trim the eyebrows since I am starting to look a little like the wolfman. so I place the electric trimmer above my eye turn it on and wham. A large clump of what used to be half of a matching set of eyebrows falls into the sink.

After I stopped laughing at my self I called Oz in:

me: Hey bud how did you handle the armpit hair thing?
oz: I used your trimmer
Me: hmm. I bet you had to move the guard so it would cut close enough right?
Oz: the what?
me: the thingy.
Oz: Oh yea I did.

Me: look into my eyes and tell me you will put the guard back how you found it next time.

Oz: Ok hey dad what happened to your eyebrow?