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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
Please dont post anymore Paris shit. Its the only thing on EVERY FUCKING NEWS website. I really dont want to read about it on HAN. The media has that covered.
http://www.theonion.com/content/index

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Study: Many Americans Too Fat To Commit Suicide
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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by canada
http://www.theonion.com/content/index

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Study: Many Americans Too Fat To Commit Suicide
finally obesity pays off for america
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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Draconius
And it got pushed back up to 45 days in jail? BONUS!!!!
take that you snobby ass rich bitch
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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 12:04 PM
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Oh my

UPDATE: And since there’s no better source for hard news than third party emails, heres another possible reason Paris was let out yesterday, thanks to the sexy Heather:

My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement.

Is this true? Yes, it's 100 percent true (*). I didn't win trophies in journalism because of my seductive walk and charming smile. In fact, I didn’t win any trophies in journalism at all, so take that!


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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 12:09 PM
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Hahah somebody said that yesterday
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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 12:13 PM
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hahahhaahahaha...herpe anus
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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Draconius
And it got pushed back up to 45 days in jail? BONUS!!!!
:werd: I wanna shake that judge's hand. Props for not buying into her bullshit exsistence. The fact that she's a role model for so many young girls just... ... wow.... seriously.... what the fuck
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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
Oh my
wheres everyone who said they would have sex with paris now :chuckles:
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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 12:30 PM
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going back to jail.. so what? :dunno: it's not like she doesn't get the special treatment there... i bet she get 2-ply TPs :crazyr:
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Old Jun 8, 2007 | 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Draconius
And it got pushed back up to 45 days in jail? BONUS!!!!
:lmao:

I just noticed that too.
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