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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:10 PM
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:12 PM
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Honestly, if you can't decide which you want to be with then you should be with neither.
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:12 PM
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You sir, are an.......
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:12 PM
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You are a shithead and have no balls at all.

Obviously you aren't in love with your gf so why didn't you just break it off before you fucked around on her?

You are less of a man in my eyes.
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
You are a shithead and have no balls at all.

Obviously you aren't in love with your gf so why didn't you just break it off before you fucked around on her?

You are less of a man in my eyes.
QFT.


You obviously aren't torn between the two of them. You are too scared to break up with your girlfriend.


You have two choices:

1) Break up with your girlfriend
2) Tell your girlfriend, and get down on your belly like the worm you are and beg her to stay with you after you've been such a douchebag.
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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You're right, so I made a mistake and did things backwards. I'm human! I did take a piss just ten minutes ago and my balls sag really low. I'm fondling myself and I can feel my balls.

-So I take it nobody has cheated on their SO, good to know.

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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:19 PM
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I don't know what the fuck you are talking about, but i definitely wouldn't go after the girl you cheated with. If she helped you cheat, what would keep her from cheating on you?
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by carta79
You're right, so I made a mistake and did things backwards. I'm human! I did take piss just ten minutes ago and my balls sag really low. I'm fondling myself and I can feel my balls.

-So I take it nobody has cheated on their SO, good to know.
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:21 PM
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neither, figure yourself out before you drag anyone else into your life.
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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Introduce them to one another and have a three way.
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