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Old May 23, 2007 | 08:11 PM
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Default Test shows beer contains female hormones



Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary
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Old May 23, 2007 | 08:26 PM
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:rofl:

Excellent!
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Old May 23, 2007 | 08:31 PM
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:lmfao:
I thought it was gonna be for real...and I was like...that would explain my bitch tits. :rofl:
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Old May 23, 2007 | 08:32 PM
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akljdsfiajsdpovfajsd;ivjcas;djcasdjifas :lmfao:
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Old May 23, 2007 | 09:05 PM
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Very nice :thumbup: :thumbup:


I was wondering if thats the reason I get all sad and shit when I drink... but I guess its all BS.
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Old May 23, 2007 | 09:25 PM
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Anheuser Bush actually the Queen of beers? :hsdunno:

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Old May 23, 2007 | 09:36 PM
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Oldie but a goodie
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Old May 24, 2007 | 12:08 AM
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:rofl::rofl: I thought it was real for a sec
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Old May 24, 2007 | 04:02 AM
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i read the preview and i was like what the hell is the national university of lesotho.
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Old May 24, 2007 | 04:05 AM
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:rofl:

had me going for a minute
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