Man Pays Parking Fine With Dog Feces
05-18-2007, 08:47 AM
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Man Pays Parking Fine With Dog Feces
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/...n2824650.shtml
AP) An Austin, Minn., man who allegedly included dog feces along with his payment for a parking ticket has been charged with disorderly conduct.
The 22-year-old man was charged with the misdemeanor May 11 in a criminal complaint filed in Mower County District Court.
The man's vehicle was ticketed on April 18 while it was parked in front of his residence. He put an envelope containing his payment and dog feces in a drop box at the law enforcement center, the complaint stated.
On April 25, an office employee for the Austin Police Department smelled a rank odor as she gathered envelopes from the box. Opening the envelopes, the woman noticed one leaking a brown fluid, which got onto her hands and her desk, according to the complaint.
The next morning the woman awoke with a headache and vomited repeatedly. She was hospitalized for about two days with an undetermined illness.
The man allegedly admitted putting his dog's feces in the envelope because he was upset at the time, the complaint stated. He told police he immediately regretted doing it because he realized a secretary would probably open it.
The man has been summoned to appear in court June 15.
I like how she awoke with a headache and vomitting.
Last week alone I helped my friend cleanup an apartment in one of the buildings he owns. Now the lady that lived there passed away and wasnt found for about two weeks ( you know how they ended up finding out )
We walked around this stank ass apartment getting rid of rotting items in the fridge, clothing etc.. ( she has no family ) and the following morning I woke up perfectly fine.
AP) An Austin, Minn., man who allegedly included dog feces along with his payment for a parking ticket has been charged with disorderly conduct.
The 22-year-old man was charged with the misdemeanor May 11 in a criminal complaint filed in Mower County District Court.
The man's vehicle was ticketed on April 18 while it was parked in front of his residence. He put an envelope containing his payment and dog feces in a drop box at the law enforcement center, the complaint stated.
On April 25, an office employee for the Austin Police Department smelled a rank odor as she gathered envelopes from the box. Opening the envelopes, the woman noticed one leaking a brown fluid, which got onto her hands and her desk, according to the complaint.
The next morning the woman awoke with a headache and vomited repeatedly. She was hospitalized for about two days with an undetermined illness.
The man allegedly admitted putting his dog's feces in the envelope because he was upset at the time, the complaint stated. He told police he immediately regretted doing it because he realized a secretary would probably open it.
The man has been summoned to appear in court June 15.
I like how she awoke with a headache and vomitting.
Last week alone I helped my friend cleanup an apartment in one of the buildings he owns. Now the lady that lived there passed away and wasnt found for about two weeks ( you know how they ended up finding out )
We walked around this stank ass apartment getting rid of rotting items in the fridge, clothing etc.. ( she has no family ) and the following morning I woke up perfectly fine.
05-18-2007, 12:55 PM
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And what would you have written?
While it's a bit clumsy and juvenile, "rank" is a perfectly acceptable adjective.
I know you hate the media in its entirety, but sometimes you really stretch to prove the point.
While it's a bit clumsy and juvenile, "rank" is a perfectly acceptable adjective.
I know you hate the media in its entirety, but sometimes you really stretch to prove the point.
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