So i took a shit in the bathroom downstairs at work, and when I was almost done this guy sat down in the stall next to me and started making all these nasty shitting noises. So I hurried up wiping, flushed the toilet quick and went to wash my hands. I got halfway done and heard the toilet making a funny sound, looked over and there was a wall of water coming towards me so i practically ran out and went to the other side of the building :chuckles: that dude and his nice leather shoes musta been pissed.

 

my shoes are just fine thanks

 

Billy Badass does exist!

 

this is like an AF story.

 

Only missing the vulgar references.


Were you wearing anything to make you stick out of a crowd? (like noticeable shoes)

 

Must have been a huge shit, what the hell did you eat? :chuckles:

 

toward.

 

Thats just horrible... but seriously, what can you do?

 

1. is there shitting noises that are not nasty?
2. poor bathroom etiquette not found

 

yell a quick "sorry! teehee~!" and run out h: