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Old 05-12-2007, 07:58 PM
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Default Best text messages from your gf or s/o!
What are some the best text messages you've gotten lately from your gf or s/o.

Here's mine & brought up IDB::

"....Maybe the tip of my tongue n my tongue ring can explore some of ur "areas" while you laying there ready to explode!"

"....U can do whatever you want 2 me, so i'm thinkin before you go exploring my ass i wanna get a brazilian wax done, watcha think?"


Cheers for text messaging and freaky gf's. :yay:
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Old 05-12-2007, 07:59 PM
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im fucking horny lets fuck!
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:01 PM
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im fucking horny lets fuck!
At that point I would grab my keys and proceed to my vehicle.
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by v6_accord_jerz
At that point I would grab my keys and proceed to my vehicle.
we were having dinner with friends at the time she sent me this. we went to the car and busted a quickie.
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Old 05-12-2007, 11:14 PM
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"why haven't you called me recently?'
"i dunno, lets hang out"
"ok, see you in a little bit"
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Old 05-12-2007, 11:22 PM
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Old 05-13-2007, 12:36 AM
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"im going to fuck you when you get out of class"

and

"i need sex tonight"

are the best ones i can remember
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:14 AM
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haha nice
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Originally Posted by b00gers
Is that from the time you spilt the candle on your face? :chuckles:


























:hugglez:
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Old 05-13-2007, 07:17 AM
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Stop txting me!!







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