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Pre-drank at my friend's house
Went to club, already drunk as shit
Had 2 drinks
Danced with wimmens, and by dance I mean grind my junk on their asscracks
Ate at Denny's while being watched by cops
Got home at 4:30
Pissed on my front lawn