If you're a white kid and ride a moped..
05-10-2007, 02:16 PM
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If you're a white kid and ride a moped..
...it's probably not a good idea to tailgate a 3000lb Honda Accord after you've just received Chris Hall's infamous New York Salute for laying on your weak ass moped horn for no reason. Didn't you see my rear plate, jackass? It says Empire State. I'm not from the UP.
It's also not a good idea at a red light to sit 5 feet off my bumper then pretend to drop the moped clutch and pretend to unleash all 30 horsepower on my rear bumper, because had you slipped on the brake you would have fallen on your ass after lighly scratching my bumper and I would have backed over your queer ass. And been laughing even harder than I already was.
It's also not a good idea to act like a bad ass on a moped. You raising your arms in the "do you want to fight?" fashion doesn't really work when you're sitting on something that weighs less than my ex-girlfriend and can't carry weapons.
And finally, it's probably not a good idea to race anything on a moped. Especially a 6MT Accord. You not only looked like a queer and got laughed at by me and my buddy, you also got your ass beaten.
Stupid fuck.
That is all.
It's also not a good idea at a red light to sit 5 feet off my bumper then pretend to drop the moped clutch and pretend to unleash all 30 horsepower on my rear bumper, because had you slipped on the brake you would have fallen on your ass after lighly scratching my bumper and I would have backed over your queer ass. And been laughing even harder than I already was.
It's also not a good idea to act like a bad ass on a moped. You raising your arms in the "do you want to fight?" fashion doesn't really work when you're sitting on something that weighs less than my ex-girlfriend and can't carry weapons.
And finally, it's probably not a good idea to race anything on a moped. Especially a 6MT Accord. You not only looked like a queer and got laughed at by me and my buddy, you also got your ass beaten.
Stupid fuck.
That is all.
05-10-2007, 02:26 PM
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