In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name
. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.=20

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.=20

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.=20

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

repost.

edit: but still funny :chuckles:

edit2: you reposted yourself - https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...=Mycoxafloppin

 

:lmao::rofl::bowrofl:
Fucking hell! That is hilarious.

 

:lmfao:

I can't believe you reposted yourself...you should ban yourself for that :lmfao:

 

:chuckles:

Nice... lol...

 

haha. haven't seen this before. funny.

 

meh I get a couple thousand of these things across my email every week. No way in hell a person can remember what they post and what they don't