you want a toe?
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From: cali
you want a toe?
i can get you a toe, believe me. there are ways, dude. you dont wanna know about it, believe me.
yeah, but walter...
Hell, i can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. these fucking amateurs...
yeah, but walter...
Hell, i can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. these fucking amateurs...
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Got ten already...
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
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From: cali
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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I love the part where The Dude is shaking down the PI who was casing his place after he screwed Maude. He's like she's not my girlfriend she's my special lady friend. Just the way he said it....funny stuff.
Whenever I'm having a shitty week, I put that on and spend the next hour or so with a 12 pak and just laugh my ass off.
Whenever I'm having a shitty week, I put that on and spend the next hour or so with a 12 pak and just laugh my ass off.
