whenever i see a hot chick on tv i always say "yhelothar" as if they'd say something back

 

I don't know how to sell a motorcycle.

 

I got so wasted once upon a time that I snuck into my friends doghouse and fell asleep cause people wouldn't leave me alone

 

at least it wasnt a pigeon coup

 

i have the most posts in this thread

 

I had sex with my ex girlfriend :wtc:

















I found out later she was engaged but didn't feel bad h:

 

That's because you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents

 

on that note, this one's addressed to you

 

yea...no shit.

I woke up early enough that nobody saw me leave, and I've never told any of them.

 

I had sex with an ex-gf once on her b-day while she was dating a guy that I really hated. She felt bad afterwards...but I didn't care. The thing was, I really didn't even try to bang her, it just kind of happened.


oh well...they're married now and I'm in a great relationship...and she turned into a fatty after that, too...lol.